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Wash Day...........
Now, this is really a cute one. . . .and I've not seen it before, either!!
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Lord, help me wash away all my selfishness and
vanity, so I may serve you with perfect humility
through the week ahead.
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Dear Lord, help me iron out all the wrinkles
of prejudice I have collected through the years
so that I may see the beauty in others.
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O God, help me mend my ways so I will not
set a bad example for others.
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Lord Jesus, help me to dust out all the many faults
I have been hiding in the secret corners of my heart.
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O God, give me the grace to wisely see the gift of eternal happiness you purchased for myself and all others in need of love.
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Help me, my Savior, to brew a big kettle of brotherly
love and serve it with clean, sweet bread of human kindness.
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O God, I have prepared my house for you. Please
come into my heart so I may spend the day and the
rest of my life in your presence.
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'Be kinder than necessary, because everyone you
meet is fighting some kind of battle.'
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The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
The Top Ten Reasons
Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN